October 21, 2010      Share

NOTE FROM JILL:
Politicians are boring. Beauty Queens,
however, are so exciting!

The Top 7 Reasons Beauty
Queens Are Better Than Politicians

7> Nancy Pelosi or Ximena Navarette? You make the call.

6> Politicians respond to important questions with idiotic,
evasive, insulting answers. Beauty queens do so while wearing
bikinis.

5> Being a little naughty as a beauty queen adds to the lure and
intrigue. As a politician, it usually results in a recall
election.

4> I’m pretty sure that beauty queens know was “is” is.

3> Unlike some presidents, beauty queens know there are only
fifty states, and can name the capitols.

2> Politicians are sleazy opportunists with no morals who spew
hypocritical pablum from Washington, DC. Most beauty queens
*don’t* live in DC.

and the Number 1 Reason Beauty Queens Are Better Than Politicians…
1> Way more fun figuring out who has fake boobs vs. who has a
fake resume.


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Credits:

Selected from 20 submissions from 6 contributors.
This week’s list authors are:

Jaye Rowe, Providence, RI — 1 (4th #1)
Chris White, Studio City, CA — 2, 6
James Knowles, Bellingham, WA — 3
Bruce Kane, Charlotte, NC — 4
Paul Van Opens, Annapolis, MD — 5, 7
Jill Gallagher, Seattle, WA — Beauty Queen

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