February 5, 2004      Share

NOTE FROM FRAN:
Soy is the new wonder-food — cures heart disease, cancer,
hot flashes, you name it. I’m exaggerating here,
so don’t quote me, I’m not a doctor or a nutritionist.
But you can quote these folks:

The Top 9 Quotes About Soy

9> “Is that a tofu burrito in your pocket, or do I just totally
turn you off?”

8> A little soy sauce is a dangerous thing.

7> “Soy to the world! The lard is gone!”

6> “I heard the news today of soy
The edamame is a wondrous nosh….”

5> “Does it run like on, on regular unleaded gasoline?”
“Unfortunately, no. It requires something with a little
more kick… soybeans!”

4> “Yet do I fear thy nature; It is too full o’ the soy-based
milk substitute of human kindness.”

3> “To fu, or not to fu… that is the question.”

2> “Soytenly!”

and the Number 1 Quote About Soy…
1> Tempeh fugit.


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Credits:

Selected from 37 submissions from 10 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

Howard Spindel, Portland, OR — 1, 3, 8
Mary Ann McDonald, Sacramento, CA — 2
Matt Van Opens, Kenosha. WI — 3
Peter Casper, Brisbane, Australia — 4
Mark Zinck, Grand Rapids, MI — 5
William Prune Wickart, Danish Falls, MN — 6
Tracy Lunquist, NW Suburbia, IL — 7
Mel Clark, Kalamazoo, MI — 9
Kay Koman, Walworth, WI — Banner Tag
Fran Fruit, Winnetka, IL — List Moderator/Governing Bo

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