November 25, 2004     

The Top 8
Questions From Moms Over 50

8> “Are these toddler-sized diapers big enough for me?”

7> “If my breasts are hanging down to my knees, is it OK to
lift my skirt in public to nurse?”

6> “Why do the the tubes of Polident and Desitin have to be the
same color?”

5> “Can I get Social Security and child support at the same
time?”

4> “Does anyone know a good babysitter? I’ve got to be at bingo
in five minutes.”

3> “How soon will *they* be able to change *my* bedding in the
middle of the night?”

2> “I’m getting forgetful; what does ‘PhhlppsththththtKhhhaaammm’
mean? Is that ‘I’m messing my pants’ or something in Klingon?”

and the Number 1 Question From Moms Over 50…

1> “Oh, lord, I hope that by the time our child is asking
all those pesky ‘Why?’ ‘Are we there yet?’ ‘Can I have a
pony?’ questions, we won’t be able to *hear* them.”

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Credits:

Selected from 41 submissions from 10 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

Mary Ann McDonald, Sacramento, CA — 1, RU list name
William Prune Wickart, Danish Falls, MN — 2, 7
Matt Van Opens, Kenosha. WI — 3, 4, 5, 7 (Hat trick!)
Mike Wolf, Brookline, MA — 6
William Longspee, Salisbury, England — 7
James Floyd, San Diego, CA — 7, 8
Cinquanta Funfzig, Hilo, HI — Banner Tag, HM list name
Fran Fruit, Winnetka, IL — List Moderator/Governing Bo