September 21st, 2006



The Top 7 Performances We Won’t
See on “Dancing With the Stars”


7> Dr. Ruth/Gary Coleman: Short People

6> Stevie Wonder/Jose Feliciano: Dancing in the Dark

5> William Shatner/Leonard Nimoy: Stardust

4> RuPaul/Ann Coulter: (You Make Me Feel Like) A Natural Woman

3> Bill Gates/Steve Jobs: Anything You Can Do, I Can Do Better

2> Hillary Clinton/Barack Obama: I Won’t Dance

and the Number 1 Performance We Won’t See on “Dancing With the Stars”…

1> Whitney Houston/Bobby Brown: Breaking Up Is Hard to Do




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Credits:

Selected from 29 submissions from 7 contributors.
This week’s list authors are:

Judith Cottrill, Bronx, NY — 1
Landi Lynn Cohn, Springfield, IL — 2
William Longspee, Salisbury, England — 3, 6
Juli Rockwell, Barnesville, OH — 4
Bruce Kane, Bentonville AR — 5
Rabbi Crut, Bowling Green, OH — 7
David Dominic, Cleveland, OH — Banner Tag
Fran Fruit, Winnetka, IL — List Moderator/Governing Body



RUNNERS UP list — Low Heels

George W. Bush/Mohammad Ahmadinejad: Neutron Dance
(William Longspee, Salisbury, England)

George W. Bush/Colin Powell: Not Ready to Make Nice
(William Longspee, Salisbury, England)

George W. Bush/Al Gore: Hot, Hot, Hot
(Bruce Kane, Bentonville AR)