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May 13, 2010      Share

The Top 9 Not-So-Successful Beauty Pageant Themes

9> Miss Future Crazy Cat Lady

8> Little Miss Stepford

7> Little Miss Most Likely to Bring Down a Powerful Politician
in a Sex Scandal Someday

6> Little Miss Loudest Twilight Fan

5> Little Miss Subdued Earth Tones

4> Mr. Unibrow

3> Little Miss Golddigger-to-Be

2> Miss Even If You Win Your Parents Will Never Really Love You

and the Number 1 Not-So-Successful Beauty Pageant Theme…
1> Miss Aroma-of-Ham


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Credits:

Selected from 19 submissions from 5 contributors.
This week’s list authors are:

Tisha Stacy, Romeoville, IL — 1, 5, 9 (1st #1!/Crown Trick!)
Matt Van Opens, Janesville, WI — 2
Doug Frank, Crosby, TX — 3, 8
Nancy Vaine, Fairfield, CT — 4, 7
Bruce Kane, Charlotte, NC — 6
Jill Gallagher, Seattle, WA — Beauty Queen
Chris White, Studio City, CA — Beauty Queen for a Day

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