May 8th, 2008
NOTE FROM JILL:
Remember all those great “your momma” jokes?
Your momma’s so fat the shadow of her ass weighs 15 lbs!
Your momma’s so ugly she makes onions cry! Etc.
Well here are a few updated versions.
Your momma’s so fat the shadow of her ass weighs 15 lbs!
Your momma’s so ugly she makes onions cry! Etc.
Well here are a few updated versions.
The Top 7 New Momma Insults
(Part I)
(Part I)
7> Your momma’s so fat, they’re launching “Google Your Momma.”
6> Your momma is so fat her BMI is triple digits.
5> Your momma’s so fat that when she texts her fingers press all the keys at once.
4> Your momma’s so mean she *PERSONALLY* tests her makeup on lab animals.
3> Your momma’s so fat that she needs two MySpace pages to fit.
2> Your momma’s so mean, AOL says “Ain’t nobody sent you no mail!”
and the Number 1 New Momma Insult…
1> Your mamma’s so fat, Mapquest gives directions on how to get around her ass.
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Credits:
Selected from 30 submissions from 7 contributors.
This week’s list authors are:
Paul Van Opens, Annapolis, MD — 1, 3 6th #1!!
Judith Cottrill, Bronx, NY — 2
James Knowles, Bellingham, WA — 4
Matt Van Opens, Kenosha. WI — 5
Brandon Eldridge, Seattle, WA — 6
Bruce Kane, Charlotte, NC — 7
Jill Gallagher, Seattle, WA — Beauty Queen
