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April 1, 2010      Share

NOTE FROM JILL:
“Feed a cold, starve a fever” is the old saying.
We say it needs updating.

The Top 9 New Endings to “Feed a Cold…”

9> Feed a cold, it likes ice cream.

8> Feed a cold, watch some porn.

7> Feed a cold, beat up a telemarketer.

6> Feed a cold but, if she doesn’t put out by the third date,
dump her.

5> Feed a cold, rent Saturday Night Fever.

4> Feed a cold, be the fever.

3> Feed a cold, drunk dial your ex.

2> Feed a cold, set a mime on fire.

and the Number 1 New Endings to “Feed a Cold…”
1> Feed a cold, there are starving colds in Africa.


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Credits:

Selected from 17 submissions from 6 contributors.
This week’s list authors are:

Bruce Kane, Charlotte, NC — 1, 2 (28th #1!!)
Paul Van Opens, Annapolis, MD — 3, 5, 9 (Hat trick!)
Matt Van Opens, Janesville, WI — 4
Peter Casper, Brisbane, Australia — 6
Jaye Rowe, Providence, RI — 7
Judith Cottrill, Bronx, NY — 8
Jill Gallagher, Seattle, WA — Beauty Queen

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