April 24th, 2008



NOTE FROM JILL:
We’ve all seen the legal supers on
medicines and medicine commercials: may
cause drowsiness, may cause jitters,
etc. What are some legal supers we just
do not want to see on our meds?


The Top 8 Legal
Supers We Don’t Want to See


8> May cause Paris Hilton to seem relevant and/or entertaining.

7> May cause your dog to take a sudden interest in your leg. And not in a good way.

6> There may be a slight chance that this drug will do what it’s advertised for. If it does, please consult a physician.

5> Causes excessive, machine-gun like flatulence.

4> May cause severe shortening of the penis.

3> May result in an unhealthy fascination with Richard Simmons.

2> Things may turn purple.

and the Number 1 Legal Super We Don’t Want To See…

1> Amy cseua exdsila.




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Credits:

Selected from 30 submissions from 8 contributors.
This week’s list authors are:

Paul Van Opens, Annapolis, MD — 1, 3 (5th #1!)
Scott Elmer, Wheaton, IL — 2, 3
Judith Cottrill, Bronx, NY — 4, 5
Bruce Kane, Charlotte, NC — 5, 7
Matt Van Opens, Kenosha. WI — 6
Cheri Yannuzzi, Drums, PA — 8
Jill Gallagher, Seattle, WA — Beauty Queen