The Top 6 Least Tactful Ways to
Say “You Need to Gain Some Weight”

7> “I have an inflatable girlfriend heavier than you.”

6> “Ethiopia’s sending you a muffin basket.”

5> “Your shadow just died.”

4> “What a clever Halloween costume — dressing as Harry Potter’s broom!”

3> “Thanks for coming to our booth at the Job Fair. Please fax yourself to my office for an interview.”

2> “My Chihuahua has bigger tits than you.”

and the Number 1 Least Tactful Way to Say “You Need to Gain Some
Weight”…

1> “Some people say you’re a pencil-necked geek. But I always tell them, ‘No, he’s like that all the way down to his ankles.’”

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Credits:

Selected from 43 submissions from 11 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

Ruta Baga, France — 1
Tracy Lunquist, NW Suburbia, IL — 2
Frederic Bach, Geneva, Switzerland — 3
Echinacea Fartlek, Wheatgrass Valley, LA — 4, Banner Tag
Allan Rousselle, Redmond, WA — 4, Runner Up List Name
Mike Cunningham, Woodridge, IL — 5
Wade Kwon, Birmingham, AL — 6
Mark Zinck, Grand Rapids, MI — 7
Fran Fruit, Winnetka, IL — List Moderator/Governing Body