October 25, 2001     

The Top 5 Least Expected
Defenses Against Bio-Terrorist Threats

5> Anthrax: Metallica

4> Mice-borne plague: Trained killer attack kitties.

3> LSD in the water supply: Lava Lamp(TM), black light, and
strobe candles.

2> Hangnails: All those nailclippers confiscated at airports.

and the Number 1 Least Expected Defense Against Bio-Terrorist
Threats…

1> Nerve gas: Sarin Wrap

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Credits:

Selected from 19 submissions from 7 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

Mike Wolf, Brookline, MA — 1
Erin Blair, Kenmore, NY — 2
Ruta Baga, France — 3
Peter Casper, Brisbane, Australia — 4
Echinacea Fartlek, Wheatgrass Valley, NJ — 5, Banner Tag
Fran Fruit, Winnetka, IL — List Moderator, Governing Body