June 19th, 2008



The Top 7 Lame Excuses
for Not Going to the Gym


7> I’m trapped in my recliner.

6> I didn’t want to increase my carbon footprint by driving to the gym.

5> Exposing my chest hairs to unprepared females might cause sexual pandemonium. Especially since I’ve just had both hairs styled.

4> Do you know how much extra CO2 you exhale when you’re tired!?

3> I can’t leave the TV without knowing if Gilligan and the rest ever get off that island.

2> The parking is so bad, I have to walk over 15 feet to get to the door.

and the Number 1 Lame Excuse for Not Going to the Gym…

1> I’ve tried enough times. The hotties just aren’t interested in a fat guy sitting on the bench-press eating pies.




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Credits:

Selected from 22 submissions from 7 contributors.
This week’s list authors are:

G. Griebenow, Johannesburg, S. Africa — 1, 4 (4th #1!!)
Juli Rockwell, Barnesville, OH — 2
James Knowles, Bellingham, WA — 3, 5, Topic
Paul Van Opens, Annapolis, MD — 6, 7
Jill Gallagher, Seattle, WA — Beauty Queen