July 3rd, 2008
NOTE FROM JILL:
Ah, Kirstie Alley. She’s fat and loves herself, she’s the
Jenny Craig spokesperson. She’s huge again and stars
in “Fat Actress,” she starts her own weight-loss club.
What a nut.
Jenny Craig spokesperson. She’s huge again and stars
in “Fat Actress,” she starts her own weight-loss club.
What a nut.
The Top 10 Kirstie Alley Beauty Tips
10> Bacon fat makes a thrifty and tasty substitute for lip gloss.
9> Chins are sexy. The more, the merrier.
8> To prevent acne outbreaks, make that KFC bucket Original Recipe instead of Extra Crispy.
7> To really show off those thighs in that light-weight skirt, walk into the wind.
6> A little aloe on the thighs is perfect for staving off spontaneous panty friction combustion.
5> Bring your own airbrush to photo shoots.
4> A full refrigerator is a sign of a sick mind.
3> Bikini-wear is much cheaper when bought by the pound.
2> “Legs that go on forever” can refer to diameter too!
and the Number 1 Kirstie Alley Beauty Tip…
1> Nothing keeps you accountable like being the spokesperson for a weight loss chain.
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Credits:
Selected from 31 submissions from 8 contributors.
This week’s list authors are:
Bruce Kane, Charlotte, NC — 1, 4 (14th #1!!)
David J Ludwig, San Diego, CA — 2
Kevin van Houten, The Colony, TX — 3, 6
Judith Cottrill, Bronx, NY — 5, 7
Larry Hollister, Concord, CA — 8, 10
Jaye Rowe, Providence, RI — 9
Jill Gallagher, Seattle, WA — Beauty Queen
