August 22nd, 2008



NOTE FROM JILL:
Gender Reassignment Surgery. It’s big.
It’s hot. It needs a prettier name.


The Top 9 Improved Names for
“Gender Reassignment Surgery”


9> Mamputation

8> Addadictomy

7> Urination Position Adjustment

6> Innie-to-outieplasty

5> Testesgonectomy

4> Alphamale bypass

3> Stooge Appreciation Enhancement

2> Sending Back the Beans and Franks and Getting Clams instead

and the Number 1 Improved Name for “Gender Reassignment Surgery”…

1> Retooling the reproduction plant




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Credits:

Selected from 30 submissions from 9 contributors.
This week’s list authors are:

Peter Casper, Brisbane, Australia — 1 (7th #1!!)
Randy Lee, Burke, VA — 2
James Knowles, Bellingham, WA — 3, 7
Barb McMullen, Ann Arbor, MI — 4
Judith Cottrill, Bronx, NY — 5, 6
Jaye Rowe, Providence, RI — 8
G. Griebenow, Johannesburg, S. Africa — 9
Jill Gallagher, Seattle, WA — Beauty Queen