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July 22, 2010      Share

Let’s see, usually found in groups,
walks with an unnatural gait, tortured
expression, glassy-eyed gaze, and not
known for intelligent conversation… Are
we SURE supermodels are NOT zombies?

The Top 6 Hints a Supermodel Is a Zombie

6> When you take her for sushi, she orders the medulla oblongata

5> Orders brains for dinner but only eats one bite.

4> Seems especially interested in you and can’t stop staring at
your pocket protector.

3> Was able to converse for 10 minutes with Lindsay Lohan.

2> When offered a line of coke she jabs the straw in your
forehead and starts snorting.

and the Number 1 Hint a Supermodel Is a Zombie…
1> Only supermodel you’ve ever met with a brain, even if she’s
eating it.



Selected from 18 submissions from 6 contributors.
This week’s list authors are:

Paul Van Opens, Annapolis, MD — 1, 4 (11th #1!!)
James Knowles, Bellingham, WA — 2
Chris White, Studio City, CA — 3, 6
Jaye Rowe, Providence, RI — 5
Jill Gallagher, Seattle, WA — Beauty Queen