April 22, 2010      Share

4/20 was but a few days ago. And for
those of you who don’t know the
significance it’s “a counterculture
holiday, where people gather to
celebrate and consume cannabis.” There
has to be some health benefit to
spending the day lighting up, no?

The Top 8 Health Benefits to
Spending the Day Smoking Pot

8> Anorexics spend the day eating Doritos and put on a few

7> Sitting around saying “Duuuuuude!” all day stretches facial

6> Road rage incidents have drops to almost zero. Then again,
that’s about what the average traffic speed drops to, also.

5> You learn some pretty awesome shit watching Dr. Oz, man.

4> “Munchies” cause a reduction in the intake of “bad”
cholesterol from meats.

3> Helps cure you of that pesky job. And no job means no job stress!

2> Easier on the liver than spending the day drinking.

and the Number 1 Health Benefit to Spending the Day Smoking Pot…
1> I have absolutely no idea, officer. None at all.



Selected from 22 submissions from 8 contributors.
This week’s list authors are:

Bruce Kane, Charlotte, NC — 1, 7 (29th #1!!)
Paul Van Opens, Annapolis, MD — 2, 4
Chris White, Studio City, CA — 3, 5
Matt Van Opens, Janesville, WI — 3
Nancy Vaine, Fairfield, CT — 6
Jaye Rowe, Providence, RI — 8
Jill Gallagher, Seattle, WA — Beauty Queen