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May 20, 2010      Share

The Top 6 Haikus About Summer

6> Warm rush of romance
Passionate summer lover!
Then get VD test

5> Golden days of sun
Depressingly are only
Mondays through Fridays

4> Summer! Time to head
to the topless beach. Too bad
it’s all just dudes.

3> The groin is furry
Bikini waxing torment
Screams heard from afar

2> Summer vacation!
Pilgrimage to Orlando
Mouse takes your money

and the Number 1 Haiku About Summer…
1> Tanning in the sun
best keep your passport handy
in Arizona


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Credits:

Selected from 19 submissions from 6 contributors.
This week’s list authors are:

Larry Hollister, Concord, CA — 1 (30th #1!)
James Knowles, Bellingham, WA — 2, 3, 6 (Hat trick!)
Chris White, Studio City, CA — 4
Judith Cottrill, Bronx, NY — 5
Jill Gallagher, Seattle, WA — Beauty Queen

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