November 11, 2010      Share

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The Top 6 Haikus About Plastic Surgery

6> Smooth out her wrinkles
Lift her jugs, tuck her tummy
Cougar on the prowl.

5> Supportive hubby
Says you don’t need new breasts, BUT
His penis votes “yes.”

4> Breast augmentation
At Ed’s Discount Surgery
My boobs have melted

3> Most hated by men
Breast reduction surgery
Doctor Mengele?

2> Is that clay Play-Doh
Or the new Do-It-Yourself
Heidi Montag doll?

and the Number 1 Haiku About Plastic Surgery…
1> Add length to willy?
Why suffer the surgery
When Corvette does same?



Selected from 21 submissions from 7 contributors.
This week’s list authors are:

James Knowles, Bellingham, WA — 1, 6 (28th #1)
Carl Knorr, Devo City, OH — 2, 3
Paul Van Opens, Annapolis, MD — 4
Chris White, Studio City, CA — 5
Jill Gallagher, Seattle, WA — Beauty Queen