The Top 6 Haikus
About Beauty and Fashion

6> Grooming nosehairs sucks. Seems like their roots are attached Right to your tear ducts.

5> Florals, stripes and plaids. Fashion police overdue – Take this one away!

4> Sand in your swim trunks. Abrasive exfoliant, Soothed by this seaweed.

3> Sheep dogs wag at me. Mr. Antoine, my stylist Left my bangs too long.

2> Mole, or beauty spot Upon that petal-soft cheek? ACK!! No, it just MOVED!

and the Number 1 Haiku About Beauty and Fashion…

1> On the sun-kissed beach Half-naked girls walk by, but Must finish Potter.

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Credits:

Selected from 15 submissions from 5 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

Kevin van Houten, The Colony, TX — 1
Mary Ann McDonald, Sacramento, CA — 2, 5
Mel Clark, Kalamazoo, MI — 3
Justin-Paul Cascio, Perth Amboy, NJ — 4
Randy Lee, Burke, VA — 6
Eda M. May, Honolulu, HI — Banner Tag
Fran Fruit, Winnetka, IL — List Moderator/Governing Body