NOTE FROM FRAN:

I know there are funny people out there — I can hear you
breathing deeply. So why isn’t your name on this list?
It could be! Think up a Healthy Living list topic, write a
few items for that list, and send it to top5health@topfive.com.
If we like your ideas, we’ll let you in on our secret
weight-loss formula — and your name could appear
here, along with the rest of our boffo, buff crew.
In the meantime, stick a fork in…

The Top 8 Food Groups of
Selected Population Segments

8> Frozen, Fast, Spoiled and Junk: Male undergrads living off campus

7> Vending Machine, Frozen, 7-11 and Delivery: Geeks

6> Strawberry Shortcake, Short Ribs, Small Fries and Shrimp: Jockeys

5> Cucumbers, Tacos, Bananas, Clams and Nuts: Psychoanalysts

4> Not Broccoli, Not Broccoli, Not Broccoli, Not Broccoli: POTUS

3> Skoal, Beer, Roadkill and Beer: Rednecks

2> Chum, Liquor, Hourly Fees and Colleagues: Lawyers

and the Number 1 Food Group of Selected Population Segments…

1> Peas, Leeks, Cheez Whiz and Squirt: Urologists

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Credits:

Selected from 21 submissions from 5 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

Larry Hollister, Concord, CA — 1, 5, 6 (Hat trick!)
Wade Kwon, Birmingham, AL — 2, 7, 8 (Hat trick!)
Tracy Lunquist, NW Suburbia, IL — 7
Ruta Baga, France — 3, 4
John Poust, Evanston, IL — 8 (Rookie!)
Fran Fruit, Winnetka, IL — List Moderator/Governing Body