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July 29, 2004      Share

The Top 6 Fitness Tips
From the Kerry/Edwards Team

6> If anyone offers you a second helping of stale Texas Toast,
tell him to shove it.

5> Work that diaphragm every day with a healthy “EEEYAAAAAGHHHH!!”

4> Choose un-buttered popcorn when watching “Fahrenheit 9/11″ for
the twelfth time.

3> For a great whole-body workout, flip-flop for 20 minutes every
day.

2> 1, 2, 3, 4, get on the convention floor
1, 2, 3, 4, listen to some Michael Moore
1, 2, 3, 4, see what donuts you can score
1, 2, 3, 4, spin until you want some more.

and the Number 1 Fitness Tip From the Kerry/Edwards Team…
1> The best way to get rid of ugly fat? Walk to your polling place
and vote.


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Credits:

Selected from 21 submissions from 8 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

Marcelo Rinesi, Buenos Aires, Argentina — 1, 3
Michael Sheinbaum, Exton, PA — 2
William Prune Wickart, Danish Falls, MN — 3
Geoff Brown, Ann Arbor, MI — 3
Matt Van Opens, Kenosha. WI — 3
Dan Weckerly, Limerick, PA — 4, 5
Rabbi Crut, Bowling Green, OH — 5
Nancy Lu, San Francisco, CA — 6, Banner Tag
Fran Fruit, Winnetka, IL — List Moderator/Governing Bo

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