March 18, 2004     

The Top 7 Fitness
Instructor/Blues Musician Names

7> Screamin’ Jock Itch Johnson

6> Ailin’ Aorta Atkins

5> Dysfunctional Aphrodisiac Dole

4> Left-handed Cheese Curl Simmons

3> Pumpin’ Sacramento Schwarzenegger

2> Windy Heavybag Limbaugh

and the Number 1 Fitness Instructor/Blues Musician Name…

1> Little Howlin’ Tush

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Credits:

Selected from 33 submissions from 10 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

William Longspee, Salisbury, England — 1, 7
Christa Grunewald, Leonardville, KS — 2
Jane McCabe, Laguna Hills, CA — 3, 6
Mark Zinck, Grand Rapids, MI — 4
Alan Bland, Boulder, CO — 5
Fran Fruit, Winnetka, IL — List Moderator/Governing Body