The Top 8 Fictional
Characters’ Fitness Resolutions

8> Horton the Elephant: I meant what I said, and I said what I meant — I’m going carb-free, one hundred percent!

7> Captain Kirk: To boldly bench what no man has benched before.

6> Pillsbury Doughboy: Work on my buns.

5> The Big Bad Wolf: Less pork.

4> Prometheus: Go for the burn.

3> The Raven (reading the scale): Nevermore!!!

2> Lady Macbeth: That does it! Economy-sized hand cleanser gel in every single powder room!

and the Number 1 Fictional Character’s Fitness Resolution…

1> Tiny Tim: Get some physical therapy for that leg.

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Credits:

Selected from 17 submissions from 7 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

Justin Cascio, Brooklyn, NJ — 1, 5
Ragiel, Kalamazoo, MI — 2, 3, 8 (Hat trick!)
Ruta Baga, France — 4, 6
Tracy Lunquist, Corn Country, IL — 7
Squeegie Buffleheim, Stars Hollow, CT — Banner Tag
Fran Fruit, Winnetka, IL — List Moderator/Governing Body