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According to Brazilian scientists (go figure!),
men who start the day with a shot of caffeine
have more vigorous sperm than those who never drink coffee.
This gives rise to (ahem) some interesting
marketing strategies for coffee merchants.
And we’ll bet there’s lots of coffee being consumed
at political strategy sessions this year.
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The Top 7
Fertility-Enhancing Marketing Slogans for Coffee

7> The first step in knockin’ up is Folgers in your cup.

6> Wake up to coffee and a bun… in the oven.

5> Now you know why Starbucks locations multiply so quickly.

4> No-Doz + No Clothes Wife Grows

3> One cup and every egg is over easy.

2> Folgers! Fresh brood!

and the Number 1 Fertility-Enhancing Marketing Slogan for Coffee
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1> Brazilians make the best coffee. And vice versa.

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Credits:

Selected from 76 submissions from 23 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

Marcelo Rinesi, Buenos Aires, Argentina — 1
Larry Hollister, Concord, CA — 2
Kevin Paul Wickart, Normal, IL — 3, 7
Chris Lipe, Rome, NY — 4, 6
Brad Wilkerson, Mesa, AZ — 5
Dave Goudsward, Lake Worth, FL — 7
Dave Rutherford, Middlebury, CT — 7
Pete Cariboux, Kona, HI — Banner Tag, RU list name
Fran Fruit, Winnetka, IL — List Moderator/Governing Bo