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December 2, 2010      Share

NOTE FROM JILL:
Recently a McDonald’s manager won an obesity
lawsuit against the Golden Arches, claiming that
he felt “obliged to sample the food every day.”
You gotta love a sense of responsibility.
What are some other fabulous excuses for weight gain?

The Top 5 Excuses for Weight Gain

5> Your wife said she’d love you even if you were fat, so you’re
just putting it to a test.

4> Global warming has made it too hot outside to exercise.

3> You’re a member of the “Clean Plate Club” and you got 14-inch
plates for your wedding.

2> You’re validating the six degrees of bacon with every food
group.

and the Number 1 Excuse for Weight Gain…
1> The dog ate your diet plan. And then you ate the dog.


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Credits:

Selected from 17 submissions from 6 contributors.
This week’s list authors are:

Bruce Kane, Charlotte, NC — 1, 2 (31st #1)
Paul Van Opens, Annapolis, MD — 3, 4
Matt Van Opens, Janesville, WI — 5
Jill Gallagher, Seattle, WA — Beauty Queen

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