lawsuit against the Golden Arches, claiming that
he felt “obliged to sample the food every day.”
You gotta love a sense of responsibility.
What are some other fabulous excuses for weight gain?
5> Your wife said she’d love you even if you were fat, so you’re
just putting it to a test.
4> Global warming has made it too hot outside to exercise.
3> You’re a member of the “Clean Plate Club” and you got 14-inch
plates for your wedding.
2> You’re validating the six degrees of bacon with every food
Selected from 17 submissions from 6 contributors.
This week’s list authors are:
Bruce Kane, Charlotte, NC — 1, 2 (31st #1)
Paul Van Opens, Annapolis, MD — 3, 4
Matt Van Opens, Janesville, WI — 5
Jill Gallagher, Seattle, WA — Beauty Queen