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December 2, 2010
NOTE FROM JILL:
Recently a McDonald’s manager won an obesity
lawsuit against the Golden Arches, claiming that
he felt “obliged to sample the food every day.”
You gotta love a sense of responsibility.
What are some other fabulous excuses for weight gain?
lawsuit against the Golden Arches, claiming that
he felt “obliged to sample the food every day.”
You gotta love a sense of responsibility.
What are some other fabulous excuses for weight gain?
The Top 5 Excuses for Weight Gain
5> Your wife said she’d love you even if you were fat, so you’re
just putting it to a test.
4> Global warming has made it too hot outside to exercise.
3> You’re a member of the “Clean Plate Club” and you got 14-inch
plates for your wedding.
2> You’re validating the six degrees of bacon with every food
group.
and the Number 1 Excuse for Weight Gain…
1> The dog ate your diet plan. And then you ate the dog.
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Credits:
Selected from 17 submissions from 6 contributors.
This week’s list authors are:
Bruce Kane, Charlotte, NC — 1, 2 (31st #1)
Paul Van Opens, Annapolis, MD — 3, 4
Matt Van Opens, Janesville, WI — 5
Jill Gallagher, Seattle, WA — Beauty Queen