The Top 6 Excuses for
Skipping Your Workout

6> I just ordered a ThighMaster with my tax refund.

5> I’m on a workout strike until Third World nations get badly needed exercise equipment.

4> I exercised so hard last week, my muscles will keep going on their own for another six months.

3> After six people died trying to keep up with me, I’ve been banned from every gym in the nation.

2> My wife left me and took my pickup truck, my dog and my treadmill.

and the Number 1 Excuse for Skipping Your Workout…

1> My butt ate my thong.

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Credits:

Selected from 20 submissions from 6 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

Rance Frager, Ojibwa, WI — 1
Mark Zinck, Grand Rapids, MI — 2
David James, Hermosa Beach, CA — 3, 4, 5 (Hat trick!)
Bruce Kane, Boynton Beach, FL — 5 (Rookie!)
Echinacea Fartlek, Wheatgrass Valley, NC — Banner tag, RU name
Fran Fruit, Winnetka, IL — Governing Body, List Moderator