February 7th, 2002



The Top 8 Everyday Activities
that *Should* Be Olympic Events


8> Appease the Psycho Boss Backstroke

7> Speed Sleeping

6> Greco-Roman Grocery Cart Wrestling

5> Downhill Lawn Mowing

4> Hot Stove Ten-Kilo Toddler Snatch

3> Child-Raising Marathon

2> Four-Daughter Bathroom Relay

and the Number 1 Everyday Activity that *Should* Be An Olympic
Event…

1> Tax Figure Skating




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Credits:

Selected from 29 submissions from 8 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

M. Chandler Kelley, Tracy, CA — 1
Mark Zinck, Grand Rapids, MI — 2
Michael Cunningham, Woodridge, IL — 3
Tracy Lunquist, NW Suburbia, IL — 4
Brian Foster, Fairfax, VA — 5, 7
Mary Ann McDonald, Sacramento, CA — 6, 8
Echinacea Fartlek, Lentil, UT — Banner Tag, RU List Name
Fran Fruit, Winnetka, IL — Governing Body/List Moderator