January 14, 2010      Share

The Top 8 Euphemisms for Having a Bad Hair Day

8> Crossing Bozo and Phyllis Diller

7> Hair didn’t survive the trip from Kansas

6> Testing the Follicular Chaos Theory

5> Amy Winehousin’

4> Still on hold with Hair 911

3> Barberitis

2> Going for the freshly f**ked look

and the Number 1 Euphemism for Having a Bad Hair Day…
1> Doing an impression of the inside of Oprah’s panties


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Credits:

Selected from 23 submissions from 8 contributors.
This week’s list authors are:

Chris White, Studio City, CA — 1 (8th #1!!)
Paul Van Opens, Annapolis, MD — 2, 4, 7 (Hat trick!)
Bruce Kane, Charlotte, NC — 3
Judith Cottrill, Bronx, NY — 5
Mark Zinck, Grand Rapids, MI — 6, 8
Jill Gallagher, Seattle, WA — Beauty Queen

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