April 10th, 2008



NOTE FROM JILL:
Thomas Beatie was born a woman and had
a sex-change operation but kept his/her reproductive organs.
Thomas is now pregnant. Hmmmm.


The Top 9
Differences If Men Got Pregnant


9> Nursing bras now available in camo.

8> One less Arnold comedy in the world.

7> Based on how they deal with beer bellies, *guys* wouldn’t be deterred from strutting down the beach in a Speedo at 8 1/2 months.

6> Mellower kids, due to the fetal-calming vibrations from lawnmowers and power tools.

5> Not sure how carrying the baby would be different, but how the hell is the kid coming out?

4> Surely they’d figure out a way to carry it on the outside using duct tape and bungee cords.

3> After the first man had a bout of morning sickness, all fetuses would be removed via C-section and put into incubation tanks until fully developed.

2> Pampers is now the biggest NASCAR sponsor.

and the Number 1 Difference if Men Got Pregnant…

1> “Now John, you’re going to have to stop drinking and eating junk food for 9 months.” “Well then it’s time for an abortion.”




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Credits:

Selected from 33 submissions from 9 contributors.
This week’s list authors are:

Matt Van Opens, Kenosha. WI — 1, 8 (40th #1!!!)
Bruce Kane, Charlotte, NC — 2, 9
Juli Rockwell, Barnesville, OH — 3
Tina Danecke, Edmonton, AB — 4, 5
Larry Hollister, Concord, CA — 6, 7
Jill Gallagher, Seattle, WA — Beauty Queen