The Top 8 Differences If
Aliens Ran Your Beauty Salon

8> Trust me, you don’t want the facial peel.

7> They’ll do your nails, hair and ovipositor at the lowes

price in town.

6> Deluxe perms last for six light years.

5> $35 for a shampoo and style, $5 extra to do your antennae.

4> “That’s my daughter, not your tip!”

3> Beehive hairdo contains actual bees. Space bees.

2> The blowdryers are refitted Illudium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulators with a Warp Speed setting, which dry your

*before* it gets wet.

and the Number 1 Difference If Aliens Ran Your Beauty Salon…

1> Name of salon: “To Serve Woman.”

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Credits:

Selected from 52 submissions from 11 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

Amy Levy, Chicago, IL — 1, 6
Dawson Rambo, Santa Rosa, CA — 2, 3
Jack Scheer, Rockville, MD — 3, 5, 8 (Hat trick!)
William Prune Wickart, Hillsboro, OR — 4
Chris Louth, Vancouver, BC — 7
Ruta Baga, Still Not From France — Banner Tag
Maybelline L’Oreal, Blush, FL — RU list name, HM list name
Fran Fruit, Winnetka, IL — List Moderator/Governing Body