June 3, 2004     

The Top 6 Differences Between
Men’s and Women’s Eating Disorders

6> A male bulimic uses tequila shots instead of his finger.

5> Women hide to eat ice cream. Men hide to eat salads.

4> As with most things, guys do it with a lot more farting and
high fives.

3> Men have to time their barfing to commercials and timeouts.

2> Women: “She’s bulimic. I saw her actually make herself vomit.
It was awful.”
Men: “Dude! It was awesome! He can barf on command AND it
spews clear across the room!”

and the Number 1 Difference Between Men’s and Women’s Eating
Disorders…

1> What eating disorder? This is a Superbowl Belly!

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Credits:

Selected from 18 submissions from 7 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

William Prune Wickart, Danish Falls, MN — 1
Mark Zinck, Grand Rapids, MI — 2
Marcelo Rinesi, Buenos Aires, Argentina — 3, 5
Matt Van Opens, Kenosha. WI — 4, 6
Joel Baskin, Brighton, MA — 6
J. Sprat, Dubuque, IA — Banner Tag
Fran Fruit, Winnetka, IL — List Moderator/Governing Bo