The Top 7 Differences Between a
Workout Partner and a Life Partner

7> Life Partners rarely beat you up for groping them in th

shower.

6> Workout Partner: Tires you out running laps. Life Partner: Tires you out running lips.

5> Workout Partner: Improper use of equipment can cause injuries. Life Partner: Improper use of equipment can cause infants.

4> Workout Partner: Spots your weights. Life Partner: Spots your weight.

3> Workout Partner: Drives you to build buns of steel. Life Partner: Drives you to bakery for buns of cinnamon.

2> Workout Partner: Tells you “Feel the burn!” Life Partner: Tells you, “We need TiVo.”

and the Number 1 Difference Between a Good Workout Partner and a
Good Life Partner…

1> If you’re doing it right, both of ‘em make you sweat.

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Selected from 24 submissions from 8 contributors.
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Randy Lee, Burke, VA — 1, 5
Dawson Rambo, Santa Rosa, CA — 2
Kim Walker-Daniels, Sun Prairie, WI — 3
Kevin van Houten, The Colony, TX — 4, 7
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