NOTE FROM FRAN:

This week’s list is a cross-cultural experiment, including
material not only from our own Top5 Health and B
contributors, but from Top5 Science contributors as well.
If cyclotrons make you chuckle and gravity waves
bring on guffaws, su
http://www.topfive.com/fivers.shtml.

The Top 9 Differences at a
Beauty Salon Run by Scientists

9> Five light sockets, no waiting!

8> That “Everything’s relative” comment from Mr. Albert really doesn’t excuse the lousy perm.

7> After a full weekend treatment at Salon Copernicus, you feel like you’re the center of the universe.

6> To calculate your bill, they solve for the surface area of your hair.

5> Their favorite conditioner: Oil of Avogadro.

4> You know full well how complex the whole shampoo-colo

-highlight-perm cycle is, but somehow Mr. Stephen makes it seem so simple.

3> They keep blaming your bad haircut on butterflies in China.

2> “Permanent waves” only available at a quantum level.

and the Number 1 Difference at a Beauty Salon Run by
Scientists…

1> In spite of your confirmed appointment, Mr. Heisenberg may or may not be available to do your highlights.

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Credits:

Selected from 74 submissions from 18 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

Kevin Paul Wickart, Normal, IL — 1, 3, 4, 7, 8
(Black Hole!)
Mike Wolf, Brookline, MA — 2
Ragiel, Kalamazoo, MI — 5
Scott Elmer, Wheaton, IL — 6, 9
William Prune Wickart, Danish Falls, MN — 8
F.I. Bonacci, Sunflower, KS — Banner Tag, RU/HMlist names
Fran Fruit, Winnetka, IL — List Moderator/Governing Bo