The Top 8 Biblical
Verses About Health and Fitness

8> In the beginning, God did stretches and some light jogging.

7> Come unto me, all ye that labor and are heavy laden, and I will spot you on your next set of reps.

6> Yea, though I jog in the Bally of the Shallow of Breath, I will fear no evil.

5> Whosoever shall smite thee on thy right cheek, should be avoided in the shower.

4> And whosoever shall compel thee to go a mile, go with him twain, for he is your personal trainer.

3> Jesus slept. He needed the rest.

2> “Be still, and know that I am meditating on the peace that passeth all understanding, OR I’LL WHAP YOU INTO THE MIDDLE OF NEXT WEEK!!”

and the Number 1 Biblical Verse About Health and Fitness…

1> Six days a week thou shalt work out at the gym, but on the seventh day thou shalt rest, and drink beer, and eat of the chips of corn and watch football in thy dwelling place.

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Credits:

Selected from 23 submissions from 5 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

Barb Padgett, Toledo, OH — 1
Ragiel, Kalamazoo, MI — 2, 3
Ruta Baga, France — 4, 6, 7 (Hat trick!)
Rance Frager, Ojibwa, WI — 5
Mark Zinck, Grand Rapids, MI — 8
Echinacea Fartlek, Lentil, AR — Banner Tag, Runner Up list name
Maybelline L’Oreal, Blush, MS — Honorable Mention list name
Fran Fruit, Winnetka, IL — List Moderator/Governing Body