January 17th, 2008
NOTE FROM JILL:
There’s a new diet pill in town, and
it’s called Alli. It stops the body from
absorbing fat. But there’s this wee
little side effect where if you injest
too much fat at a meal, you’ll well, you
might poop your pants. People are calling it
Alli-Oops. We have a few more suggestions.
it’s called Alli. It stops the body from
absorbing fat. But there’s this wee
little side effect where if you injest
too much fat at a meal, you’ll well, you
might poop your pants. People are calling it
Alli-Oops. We have a few more suggestions.
The Top 8 Better Way of
Expressing Alli’s Side-Effect
Expressing Alli’s Side-Effect
8> Alli-Babas #2 thief
7> Alli Alli Poopsen Free!
6> Back-Alli
5> Diet-Reha
4> Alli McSquirt
3> The Side Effect Slightly Less Embarrassing Than Death
2> Fruiting the Looms
and the Number 1 Better Way of Expressing Alli’s Side-Effect…
1> Accidentally spoiling Victoria’s Secret
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Credits:
Selected from 34 submissions from 9 contributors.
This week’s list authors are:
Paul Van Opens, Annapolis, MD — 1, 6 (4th #1! Beauty!)
Brandon Eldridge, St. Louis, MO — 2
Kevin van Houten, The Colony, TX — 3, 4
Rabbi Crut, Bowling Green, OH — 5
Bruce Kane, Charlotte, NC — 7
Matt Van Opens, Kenosha, WI — 8
Jill Gallagher, Seattle, WA — Beauty Queen
