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May 27, 2010      Share

NOTE FROM JILL:
Medical Marijuana is the wonder drug,
said to help a number of ailments
including nausea, glaucoma, fibromyalgia,
and more. But what about medical beer?

The Top 8 Benefits of Medical Beer

8> Temporary Cure for Vocational Depression.

7> Helps ugly people get laid.

6> Restless Bladder Syndrome.

5> Overcomes Shyness and Dance Floor Discombobulation.

4> Improves the likelihood of conception.

3> Dyslexia, because ALL text starts looking jumbled.

2> Prevents knee sunburn by making belly so big no light shines
below waist.

and the Number 1 Benefit of Medical Beer…
1> Erectile hyperactivity.


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Credits:

Selected from 18 submissions from 8 contributors.
This week’s list authors are:

Peter Casper, Brisbane, Australia — 1 (11th #1!)
James Knowles, Bellingham, WA — 2
Chris White, Studio City, CA — 3, 6
Paul Van Opens, Annapolis, MD — 4
Bruce Kane, Charlotte, NC — 5, 8
Jaye Rowe, Providence, RI — 7
Jill Gallagher, Seattle, WA — Beauty Queen

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