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September 2, 2004      Share

NOTE FROM FRAN:
On July 29, we did
“Top 6 Fitness Tips
From the Kerry/Edwards Team.”

And just to keep our coverage fair and balanced:

The Top 5 Beauty Tips
From the Bush/Cheney Team

5> Want to make 10 pounds of ugly fat disappear? A bag over the
Vice President’s head should do nicely.

4> Send everyone cuter than you to the middle east.

3> To avoid wrinkles, make sure you’re exposed to as little blame
as possible.

2> If you’re having a bad hair day, it’s okay to hide at an
undisclosed location.

and the Number 1 Beauty Tip From the Bush/Cheney Team…
1> Nothing gives your complexion that morning glow like
destroying 100,000 jobs before breakfast.


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Credits:

Selected from 29 submissions from 9 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

Kevin van Houten, The Colony, TX — 1
Kim Moser, New York, NY — 2
Matt Van Opens, Kenosha. WI — 3
William Prune Wickart, Danish Falls, MN — 4
Mary Ann McDonald, Sacramento, CA — 5, Runner Up list name
Fran Fruit, Winnetka, IL — List Moderator/Governing Body

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