“Top 6 Fitness Tips
From the Kerry/Edwards Team.”
And just to keep our coverage fair and balanced:
From the Bush/Cheney Team
5> Want to make 10 pounds of ugly fat disappear? A bag over the
Vice President’s head should do nicely.
4> Send everyone cuter than you to the middle east.
3> To avoid wrinkles, make sure you’re exposed to as little blame
2> If you’re having a bad hair day, it’s okay to hide at an
destroying 100,000 jobs before breakfast.
Selected from 29 submissions from 9 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:
Kevin van Houten, The Colony, TX — 1
Kim Moser, New York, NY — 2
Matt Van Opens, Kenosha. WI — 3
William Prune Wickart, Danish Falls, MN — 4
Mary Ann McDonald, Sacramento, CA — 5, Runner Up list name
Fran Fruit, Winnetka, IL — List Moderator/Governing Body