July 19th, 2007



NOTE FROM JILL:
The boys had their chance in Part 1 to give the
ladies some beauty tips. Men, it’s time to sit
up, take notice and study our tips for you!


The Top 7 Beauty Tips
for Men, From Women


7> Unless you are on the Olympic swim team, Speedos are not for you.

6> Giving her your credit card makes her eyes sparkle and skin glow.

5> Breasts grow and nipples protrude during chick flicks.

4> Some guys look like David Beckham with stubble. Some look like Homer Simpson. Before you leave the house, figure out which category you fall into.

3> Walking around with little bloody pieces of tissue on your face does not make me feel sympathy for you. It does make you look like a dork.

2> Darling, a swig of warm, flat, leftover beer the next morning does NOT constitute mouthwash.

and the Number 1 Beauty Tip for Men, From Women…

1> It’s called toilet paper. Use it, Mr. Skidmark.




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Credits:

Selected from 14 submissions from 4 contributors.
This week’s list authors are:

Jaye Rowe, Providence, RI — 1, 4, 7 (Full Spa Day!)
Nancy Vaine, Fairfield, CT — 2, 3
Judith Cottrill, Bronx, NY — 5, 6
Jill Gallagher, Seattle, WA — List Moderator/Beauty Queen