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February 19, 2004      Share

The Top 7 Beauty and Fashion Prayers

7> “Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray my hairline not to

6> “Hail, Mary Kay, cleanse my face to remove the sheen, blessed
are thou among women and blessed is the fruit of thy R&D.”

5> “Oh, Manny, pad my bum.”

4> “Through thy grace, Oh, God, let me be born again, and *this*
time with curly blonde hair!”

3> “Bless us, oh, Lord, and these thy face care products which we
are about to apply, from thy pharmacutical manufacturers through
discount stores, amen.”

2> “Rub-a-dub-dub, thanks for the apricot facial scrub. Yay

and the Number 1 Beauty and Fashion Prayer…
1> “Hail Mary, lend me your grace, so I can walk in these $%#*&!
shoes without falling on my butt!”



Selected from 19 submissions from 6 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

Mel Clark, Kalamazoo, MI — 1, 4
Matt Van Opens, Kenosha. WI — 2, 3, 6 (Hat trick!)
Dharma Gregg, Taos, NM — 5
Shawn Stephens, Centerville, UT — 7
Fran Fruit, Winnetka, IL — List Moderator/Governing Bo