November 8, 2001      Share

Next Thursday, November 15, is the Great American Smokeout.
Top5 Healthy Living joins with many of our fellow Fiver
lists to provide moral support and distraction for our
readers who have decided to stop smoking now.
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The Top 9 Anti-Smoking
Quotes from Fictional Characters

9> “Ashtrays? We don’ need no steenkeen ashtrays!”

8> “The Suwgeon Genewaw has detewmined that cigawettes awe vewy,
vewy bad fow youw heawth.”

7> “If you s-s-s-moke, th-th-th-th-that’s all, f-f-f-f-olks!”

6> “a foul and pestilent congregation of vapors. What a piece
of work is menthol?”

5> “Now is the winter of our discontent, freezing our asses off
just to get our nicotine fix.”

4> “Let he who has never smoked in a high school lavatory cast
the first stone.”

3> “Tobacco’s like a box of chocolates: you never know what
fatal disease you’re gonna get.”

2> “I emphysema dead people!”

and the Number 1 Anti-Smoking Quote from a Fictional Character…
1> “I have always depended on the *cough* kindness of *cough*
*hack* *WHEEZE*….”



Selected from 21 submissions from 7 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:

Mike Wolf, Birmingham, AL — 1
Mike Cunningham, Woodridge, IL — 2, 3
Frederic Bach, Geneva, Switzerland — 4
Ruta Baga, France — 5
M. Chandler Kelley, Livermore, CA — 6
Judith Cottrill, Bronx, NY — 7
Mark Zinck, Grand Rapids, MI — 8
Echinacea Fartlek, Wheatgrass Valley, VA — 9, Banner Tag
Fran Fruit, Winnetka, IL — List Moderator/Governing Body