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November 8, 2001
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Quotes from Fictional Characters
9> “Ashtrays? We don’ need no steenkeen ashtrays!”
8> “The Suwgeon Genewaw has detewmined that cigawettes awe vewy,
vewy bad fow youw heawth.”
7> “If you s-s-s-moke, th-th-th-th-that’s all, f-f-f-f-olks!”
6> “a foul and pestilent congregation of vapors. What a piece
of work is menthol?”
5> “Now is the winter of our discontent, freezing our asses off
just to get our nicotine fix.”
4> “Let he who has never smoked in a high school lavatory cast
the first stone.”
3> “Tobacco’s like a box of chocolates: you never know what
fatal disease you’re gonna get.”
2> “I emphysema dead people!”
*hack* *WHEEZE*….”
Selected from 21 submissions from 7 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 List authors are:
Mike Wolf, Birmingham, AL — 1
Mike Cunningham, Woodridge, IL — 2, 3
Frederic Bach, Geneva, Switzerland — 4
Ruta Baga, France — 5
M. Chandler Kelley, Livermore, CA — 6
Judith Cottrill, Bronx, NY — 7
Mark Zinck, Grand Rapids, MI — 8
Echinacea Fartlek, Wheatgrass Valley, VA — 9, Banner Tag
Fran Fruit, Winnetka, IL — List Moderator/Governing Body