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December 9, 2010      Share

I was stuck home with a sick kid and got
to watch a few episodes of America’s
Next Top Model where, during competition
“challenges,” Tyra Banks pushed these
brave young women to do things like… twirl.
And bounce. And smile. Oh the horror.

The Top 7 “America’s Next Top
Model” Challenges We’d Like to See

7> Talk about how easy it is to be a model.

6> Eat something.

5> Walk the runway… of hot coals!

4> Eat a full three-course meal without purging.

3> The new quiz game “Ipecac, Laxative, or Cocaine?” a
rapid-fire multiple-choice quiz about weight maintenance

2> Spelling.

and the Number 1 “America’s Next Top Model” Challenge We’d Like to See…
1> Tell Tyra to kiss her own fat ass.



Selected from 21 submissions from 7 contributors.
This week’s list authors are:

Judith Cottrill, Bronx, NY — 1, 7 (8th #1)
Paul Van Opens, Annapolis, MD — 2
Carl Knorr, Devo City, OH — 3, 4
Matt Van Opens, Janesville, WI — 5, 6
Bruce Kane, Charlotte, NC — 6
Jill Gallagher, Seattle, WA — Beauty Queen