Lists from 2009
- Dec 3 Alternatives to “Binge and Purge”
- Nov 26 Ways Naps Are Better Than Sex (Part II)
- Nov 19 Ways Naps are Better Than Sex (Part I)
- Nov 12 Drawbacks of All Those Tattoos
- Nov 5 Haikus About the H1N1 Virus
- Oct 22 Reasons We Itch
- Sep 24 Signs You Are Too Pretty for Your Job
- Sep 17 Reasons for K-Fed’s Weight Gain
- Sep 4 Complaints of the Fashion Police
- Aug 27 Better Endings to “S/He Sweats Like…”
- Aug 20 Bits of Beauty Advice From the Real Housewives of New Jersey
- Aug 13 Signs “America’s Next Top Model” Has Jumped the Shark
- Aug 6 Celebrity Hairstyles
- Jul 24 Health and Beauty Horoscopes
- Jul 8 Ways Your Hair Would Be Different With Stylist Michael Jackson
- Jul 2 Signs That Your Salon Worker Is Drunk
- Jun 25 Euphemisms for Manscaping
- Jun 18 Cosmo Articles Under Editor-in-Chief Chuck Norris
- Jun 11 Difference If the Miss Beautiful Morals Pageant Were Held in the USA
- Jun 4 Realistic Words Describing the Study of STDs
- May 28 Surprises Found at Whole Foods
- May 14 Sleep Disorders
- May 7 Advantages to Being a Dumb Blonde
- Apr 30 Health Benefits of Getting Married in a Fast Food Restaurant
- Apr 16 Fake Beauty Brands
- Apr 2 Things Found at the Victor’s Secret Store
- Mar 26 Signs You Are Not Cut Out to Be a Makeup Artist
- Mar 12 Jobs More Dangerous Than Being Naomi Campbell’s Assistant
- Mar 5 Things You Don’t Want to Hear Your Psychiatrist Say
- Feb 26 Signs Your Child Is Too Old to Breastfeed
- Feb 19 Signs Your New Co-Worker Used to Be a Supermodel
- Feb 12 Ineffective Pickup Lines for Women (Part II)
- Jan 29 Differences If the Fashion World Were Centered Around Alabama
- Jan 22 Things That Will Get You Kicked Out of Yoga Class
- Jan 15 Signs of the Fashion Apocalypse
- Jan 8 Health & Beauty Resolutions for 2009
- Jan 1 Health & Beauty Leftovers