Lists from 2005
- Dec 15 Healthy Holiday Gifts
- Dec 8 Tips for Healthy Holiday Parties
- Dec 1 Ways to Cheer Up a Hamster
- Nov 24 Signs You’re Wearing a Microwave Bra
- Nov 17 Tenets of the Church of the Holy Smoke
- Nov 10 Surprises in the Government’s Avian Flu Plan
- Nov 3 Songs That Speed Up Your Heart Rate
- Oct 27 Haunted House Safety Tips
- Oct 20 Diseases of Politicians
- Oct 6 Signs a Celebrity Is Too Thin
- Sep 29 Tyra Banks Shows We Haven’t Seen Yet
- Sep 22 Songs From “Doctor: The Musical”
- Sep 15 Signs a Fly Has a Hangover
- Sep 4 License Plates for Dentists
- Sep 1 Signs You Have a Simulated Baby
- Aug 25 Differences Between Real Life and Online Phys Ed Classes
- Aug 18 Rejected License Plates for Pharmacists
- Aug 11 Signs You’ve Picked the Wrong Hospice
- Aug 4 Songs From a Lance Armstrong/Sheryl Crow Album
- Jul 7 Designer Fashion Labels for Doctors
- Jun 30 Menu Items at the Happy Scab Diner
- Jun 23 Rejected Fashion Reality Shows
- Jun 16 Signs Your Doctor Is a Robot
- Jun 9 Virtual Reality Games for Stroke Patients
- Jun 2 Differences Between Mouse Hibernation and Human Hibernation
- May 26 Rejected Slogans for Forth & Towne
- May 19 Things Girls Can Do Instead of School Sports
- May 12 Shakespearean Quotes About Health and Fitness Canto II
- May 5 Shakespearean Quotes About Health and Fitness Canto I
- Apr 28 Signs a Beauty Salon Is Run by Engineers
- Apr 21 Bible Verses About Fashion and Beauty
- Apr 14 Least Effective Ways to Convince Your SO to Adopt a Healthier Lifestyle
- Apr 7 Signs Your Monkey Is Depressed
- Mar 30 Heart-Healthy Punchlines
- Mar 24 Signs Your Beauty Salon Has Been Taken Over by Bunnies
- Mar 15 Limericks About Hangovers
- Mar 8 Challenges You Won’t See on “America’s Next Top Model”
- Mar 1 Signs There’s Rocket Fuel in Your Breast Milk
- Feb 24 Things Overheard at the Australopithecus Marathon
- Feb 17 Things Overheard During Cojo’s Surgery
- Feb 10 New Gillette/Procter & Gamble Products
- Feb 3 Things Overheard at a Celebrity Wedding-Dress Fitting
- Jan 27 New Products for Older Moms
- Jan 18 Movie Quotes About Beauty
- Jan 13 Reasons to Go On Living With a Bad Cold
- Jan 6 Punchlines at a Comedy Club for Beauty Professionals