Lists from 2003
- Dec 11 Surprising Symptoms of Fijian Flu
- Dec 4 Scientific Principles of Fitness
- Nov 26 Signs You’ve Been Drinking Caffeinated Milk
- Nov 20 Songs From a Health Club Musical
- Nov 13 Redneck Beauty Salons
- Nov 6 Fertility-Enhancing Marketing Slogans for Coffee
- Oct 30 Beauty Mysteries
- Oct 23 Marketing Slogans for Calf Implants
- Oct 16 Ways to Avoid the Freshman 15
- Sep 25 Signs You Picked the Wrong Designer
- Sep 18 Life-Extending Wines
- Sep 11 Haikus About Beauty and Fashion
- Sep 4 Perfumes Named by Cowboys
- Aug 28 Lingerie Bowl Teams (Defense)
- Aug 21 Lingerie Bowl Teams (Offense)
- Aug 14 Other Disadvantages of Drinking Too Much Water
- Aug 7 Science Fiction Diet Books
- Jul 17 Health and Fitness Haikus
- Jul 10 Signs Your Drugs Came From Canada
- Jul 3 Signs Your Circuit Dating Session Isn’t Going Well
- Jun 26 Differences at a Beauty Salon Run by Scientists
- Jun 19 Songs About Monkeypox
- Jun 12 Things Overheard at a Health Club for Fish
- Jun 5 Redneck Diet Books
- May 29 Worst Songs to Play While Working Out
- May 22 Differences Between a Workout Partner and a Life Partner
- May 15 Things Overheard at Department Store Makeovers
- May 8 Disease-Fighting Teas
- Apr 30 Differences If the “Trading Spaces” Crew Did Makeovers
- Apr 24 Differences If Aliens Ran Your Beauty Salon
- Apr 17 Useless Remedies for SARS
- Apr 10 Signs a Self-Help Author is Crazy
- Mar 27 Health Clubs Owned by Rock Stars
- Mar 20 Health and Fitness Reality and Game Shows
- Mar 12 New Female Arousal Products
- Mar 6 Surprising Quotes About Flavonoids
- Feb 27 Signs Your New Hairdo Was a Mistake
- Feb 20 Songs About the Atkins Diet
- Feb 13 Valentine Greetings to Beauty Professionals
- Feb 6 Health Tips From Royalty
- Jan 30 Winter Fashion Mistakes
- Jan 22 Health-Related Advertising Slogans for Alcoholic Beverages
- Jan 16 Least Effective Treatments for Seasonal Affective Disorder
- Jan 9 Fictional Characters’ Fitness Resolutions