Lists for 2003:
- Surprising Symptoms of Fijian Flu
- Scientific Principles of Fitness
- Signs You’ve Been Drinking Caffeinated Milk
- Songs From a Health Club Musical
- Redneck Beauty Salons
- Fertility-Enhancing Marketing Slogans for Coffee
- Beauty Mysteries
- Marketing Slogans for Calf Implants
- Ways to Avoid the Freshman 15
- Signs You Picked the Wrong Designer
- Life-Extending Wines
- Haikus About Beauty and Fashion
- Perfumes Named by Cowboys
- Lingerie Bowl Teams (Defense)
- Lingerie Bowl Teams (Offense)
- Other Disadvantages of Drinking Too Much Water
- Science Fiction Diet Books
- Health and Fitness Haikus
- Signs Your Drugs Came From Canada
- Signs Your Circuit Dating Session Isn’t Going Well
- Differences at a Beauty Salon Run by Scientists
- Songs About Monkeypox
- Things Overheard at a Health Club for Fish
- Redneck Diet Books
- Worst Songs to Play While Working Out
- Differences Between a Workout Partner and a Life Partner
- Things Overheard at Department Store Makeovers
- Disease-Fighting Teas
- Differences If the “Trading Spaces” Crew Did Makeovers
- Differences If Aliens Ran Your Beauty Salon
- Useless Remedies for SARS
- Signs a Self-Help Author is Crazy
- Health Clubs Owned by Rock Stars
- Health and Fitness Reality and Game Shows
- New Female Arousal Products
- Surprising Quotes About Flavonoids
- Signs Your New Hairdo Was a Mistake
- Songs About the Atkins Diet
- Valentine Greetings to Beauty Professionals
- Health Tips From Royalty
- Winter Fashion Mistakes
- Health-Related Advertising Slogans for Alcoholic Beverages
- Least Effective Treatments for Seasonal Affective Disorder
- Fictional Characters’ Fitness Resolutions
