June 25, 2009
The Top 7 Euphemisms for Manscaping
7> Cutting back the brush on the ol’ twig and berries
6> Going from Billy Mays to Billy Blank
5> Picardization
4> Weed-whacking around the flagpole
3> Shaving the tennis balls
2> Un-Chewbaccafication
and the Number 1 Euphemism for Manscaping…
1> Trading the 4WD pickup for a pink Prius
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Credits:
Selected from 22 submissions from 6 contributors.
This week’s list authors are:
James Knowles, Bellingham, WA — 1 (22nd #1!)
Judith Cottrill, Bronx, NY — 2
Chris White, Studio City, CA — 3, 4
Bruce Kane, Charlotte, NC — 5, 6, 7
Jill Gallagher, Seattle, WA — Beauty Queen