July 31st, 2008
The Top 9 Signs Your Shrink and
Your Hairdresser Have Traded Places
Your Hairdresser Have Traded Places
9> When you tell her you like your bangs longer, she asks “What would your mother think of that?”
8> “So, would you like a Freudian bob or a Jungian pageboy or a just a Gestalt trim today?”
7> Your requests for “a permanent” and “solution” caused her to ask “How long have you been fixated on the Nazis?”
6> You still hate your hair, but now with the antidepressants that you get when you leave, you feel happier about it.
5> No chair, instead you have to lie down on the couch for your cut and color.
4> Your stiff, hard beehive hairdo is called “The Penis Envy.”
3> Halfway through your blowdry, your hairdresser says “We’re going to have to stop now.”
2> As you sit there sobbing, the shrink is drying your tears with a hairdryer.
and the Number 1 Sign Your Shrink and Your Hairdresser Have Traded Places…
1> After each hypnosis session, you have a nice Brazillian.
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Credits:
Selected from 31 submissions from 9 contributors.
This week’s list authors are:
Brandon Eldridge, Seattle, WA — 1 (woo hoo!)
Judith Cottrill, Bronx, NY — 2, 3
Randy Lee, Burke, VA — 4, 7
Bruce Kane, Charlotte, NC — 5, 8, 9 (Hat trick!)
Paul Van Opens, Annapolis, MD — 4, 6
Jill Gallagher, Seattle, WA — Beauty Queen
