The Top 6 Ways Sonic the
Hedgehog Celebrated His Birthday

6> Paid a visit to Marvel Comics, kicked The Flash in the ass, and ran like crazy.

5> Bought drinks for the two geeks who actually *remembered* his birthday.

4> Oh, y’know, breaking the sound barrier, solving puzzles, battling wacky anthropomorphized foes, and saving the world as we know it just like any normal electric blue hedgehog.

3> Show Lara Croft exactly how he carries all those gold rings he picks up!

2> Went to the clubs, drank some good Scotch, smoked a little weed, bought a couple of lap dances, woke up naked face-down on the 50-yard line of the… Oh, wait, that was *me*.

and the Number 1 Way Sonic the Hedgehog Celebrated His
Birthday…

1> Got himself a piece of Tails.

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Credits:

Selected from 36 submissions from 8 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 Gaming List authors are:

Brendan Tucker, Atlanta, GA — 1,3 (High score! 2nd #1)
Michael Sheinbaum, King of Prussia, PA — 1 (High score! 1st #1)
Kevin Paul Wickart, Normal, IL — 2
Guy Payne, Birmingham, AL — 4 (Rookie!)
C. Edwards, Waterloo, ON — 5 (Rookie!)
Bill Wickart, Hillsboro, OR — 6
Sam Ovitz, Melrose, NY — Topic
Brian M. Klesc, Joliet, IL — Gaming Commissioner