NOTE FROM BRIAN:

Welcome to Top5 Gaming!
Microsoft has slowly been releasing more details
about its new Xbox gaming console leading up
to its fall release. We thought we’d facilitate
the flow of information a bit.

The Top 8 Undocumented
Features of Microsoft’s Xbox

8> Bundled games include special DOJ edition of “Monopoly” and “Janet Reno Donkey Kong.”

7> Well, let’s just say you want to keep the built-in rumble pack away from your sister.

6> The secret behind Xbox’s stable gaming: Microsoft Bob 2001.

5> Emits UV rays to combat that pasty pallor on your face that creeps your family out.

4> Its racing games are pretty good, except that the cars keep crashing for no apparent reason.

3> Special TnA graphics chip designed for the sole purpose of making Lara Croft’s breasts rounder.

2> When you break high score, micro-syringes in the controller inject heroin into your bloodstream for a truly addictive gaming experience.

and the Number 1 Undocumented Feature of Microsoft’s Xbox…

1> Every unit comes with the memory-resident, text-based game “Blue Screen of Death.”

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Credits:

Selected from 42 submissions from 9 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 Gaming List authors are:

Neil Davidson, Mississauga, Ontario — 1, 2 (High score! 1st #1)
Steven Wilber, Pomeroy, WA — 3, 8
Kevin Paul Wickart, Normal, IL — 4, 7
Greg Preece, whereabouts unknown — 5
Jason Van Beveren, Dallas, TX — 6
Kim Moser, New York, NY — 8, Runner Up list name
Guybrush Threepwood, Plano, TX — Topic
Brian M. Klesc, Joliet, IL — Gaming Commissioner