The Top 6 Things Your Black &
White Villagers Are Really Thinking

6> “If that damned touchy-feely deity picks me up one more time…”

5> “Next cow poop that ends up against my house, I’m going and setting fire to the temple myself.”

4> “Titan my ass, he’s 50 feet tall and hung like a mouse.”

3> “Oh Lord, please give me just five minutes with your mouse and that jerk Harvey over in the Norse village.”

2> “Of all the useful things that titan can learn, our god only teaches him how to light his crap on fire and throw it at the enemy village.”

and the Number 1 Thing Your Black & White Villagers Are Really
Thinking…

1> “I don’t know, Fred, I really don’t think wearing that ‘Eat me!’ shirt is such a good idea.”

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Credits:

Selected from 35 submissions from 7 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 Gaming List authors are:

Brendan Tucker, Atlanta, GA — 1 (3rd list, 3rd #1!)
Justin Murray, Jackson, TN — 2, 6
Travis Ruetenik, Honolulu, HI — 3
George Schmidt, Sunnyvale, CA — 4, Topic
John Mozena, Grosse Pointe Woods, MI — 5
Bill Wickart, Hillsboro, OR — Banner Tag
Brian M. Klesc, Joliet, IL — Gaming Commissioner