NOTE FROM BRIAN:

Next week, EA is releasing their House Party
expansion pack for The Sims, which is designed
to help your Sims with their social lives
as you continue to neglect your own.

The Top 8 Things
Overheard at a Sims House Party

8> “I can’t believe Betty, Marcy, Sara, Carol, and Candy are all wearing the same dress as me!”

7> “Man, I’d like to fill *her* Skill Meter, if ya know what I mean!”

6> “Bobby, come downstairs for dinner! No, really! This is actually the Reality Expansion Pack and your Mom programmed me to tell you that it’s time to eat.”

5> “Hey, God-Dude! We don’t wanna catch the ILOVEYOU virus here, so how about downloading some condoms?”

4> “Somebody should tell that guy with the cowl and scythe that this isn’t a costume party, right, Bob? …Bob?”

3> “Cripes, if that Bob Newbie leaves one more dirty plate on the floor…”

2> “Beats the hell out of me, Jim. I just asked her how she felt about being polygonous and she slapped me and stormed out!”

and the Number 1 Thing Overheard at a Sims House Party…

1> “My, what a big blur you have!”

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Credits:

Selected from 25 submissions from 8 contributors.
Today’s Top 5 Gaming List authors are:

Jason Van Beveren, Dallas, TX — 1, 8 (High score! 1st #1)
Neil Davidson, Mississauga, ON — 2
Jody LaFerriere, Leominster, MA — 3
Kevin Paul Wickart, Normal, IL — 4, 5, 7 (Hat trick!)
Kim Moser, New York, NY — 6
Guybrush Threepwood, Plano, TX — Topic
Brian M. Klesc, Joliet, IL — Gaming Commissioner